Household Appliance Puns

A list of puns related to "Household Appliance"

What household appliance is most likely to blackmail you?

Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.

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👤︎ u/mallorn_hugger
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?

A crack-a-dial.

EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up

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👤︎ u/Tasty_Anthrax
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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