No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What instrument do fishermen play?
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
Seems like a Bassless claim to me
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
I paid to get my leg amputated and they use blunt instruments....it was a total rip off.
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
What instrument do fishes play?
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
What is a skeletons favourite instrument?
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
A man only plays his instrument when alone
Accordion to himself, he’s great
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
What instrument do skeletons play?
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
How does a clam learn to play an instrument?
What do you call an influencer who makes videos about brass instruments?
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A drumset is a very deep instrument
Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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