No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What instrument do fishermen play?
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
Which instrument do they play at the white house?
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
I paid to get my leg amputated and they use blunt instruments....it was a total rip off.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
What instrument do fishes play?
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
What is a skeletons favourite instrument?
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
A man only plays his instrument when alone
Accordion to himself, he’s great
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
What instrument do skeletons play?
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
How does a clam learn to play an instrument?
What do you call an influencer who makes videos about brass instruments?
Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass
My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A drumset is a very deep instrument
Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles
What's Pythagoras' favorite instrument?
I'm watching a video from Wintergatan where he plays a homemade instrument that works using marbles.
What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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