What do you do when your Bluetooth device doesn't pair?
You repair it...
(Sorry I will show myself out)
I'm working on a device that can read minds
I'd love to hear your thoughts
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles
It was a protracted battle
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
I can't believe I was able to trade a piece of fruit for a measuring device.
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
Sansung- made by yours truly (Ironically enough, photoshopped on an Apple Device)
What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics
He was later charged with battery
Browsing reddit on mobile? Place your device on your body.
What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
edit:OC
Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?
During my first ultrasound, the nurse pulled out the device that goes inside, and put a condom on it.
My kid's dad says, "Oh, so that's how you keep from coming here."
Actual, horribly painful dad joke.
A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...
but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.
Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.
He was the sole survivor.
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
I made a device to measure earthquakes.
It turned out to be faulty.
Hey what do you call a Nintendo device that controls your light?
Apple has been developing a new medical device...
My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...
What do you call a high quality meat storage device?
What device does Mario use when he wants to communicate with the dead?
we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.
Why didn’t I think of that?
There’s a new Apple device that’s out to help teens cope with Dad jokes.
Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.
Be careful, everyone! There’s a scammer who claims to sell anti-gravity devices.
The best music playing devices have wires.
Wireless devices often sound chord-less.
What device do you weigh lizards with?
I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?
I mean, imagine all the peepholes!
Apple has been working on a new medical device...
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