The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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This Meme format arouses me
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👤︎ u/Jrum7000
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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I get aroused by wrapping myself in an old, mangled garden hose

It's pretty kinky

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📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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My girlfriend got me aroused, then grabbed her stuff and left.

I got ding-dong ditched

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👤︎ u/Tomisahoss
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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What do you call an aroused square?

An erectangle.

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👤︎ u/acdigital
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I'm an exhibitionist who's aroused by confessing to people, but I'm trying to change

admitting it is the first step in a nude erection

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📅︎ May 30 2016
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What do you call an aroused square?

Errectangle.

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👤︎ u/AugustineD2
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Why was the French lion aroused?

Because he didn’t see ze-bra

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👤︎ u/Pythonidaer
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call an aroused tree?

Hardwood.

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📅︎ Dec 26 2016
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What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?

A header row sexual.

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👤︎ u/OtterBurrow
📅︎ Jun 11 2015
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Containing excitement
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👤︎ u/Renegade_Meister
📅︎ Apr 22 2016
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The hairdresser said she needed to cut my hair wet.

I don't know why she had to be aroused.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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I'm the sexiest person suspicion has ever met...

Everywhere I go, it's aroused.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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I'm an exhibitionist who's aroused by confessing to people, but I'm trying to change

admitting it is the first step in a nude erection

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