What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
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What is the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
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What’s the opposite of Urine?

Ur out!

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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?

A taciturn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlowbeer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

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What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?

Megahard Onfire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What's the opposite of a damsel in distress?

A man in that dress!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananaphone93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What’s the opposite of a good time?

Whatever happens in the MEANtime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What's the opposite of antibiotic?

Unclebiotic

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What’s the opposite of winning hands down?

Defeat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Kid: Dad, what's the opposite of isolate?

Dad: Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shafiqueg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What's the opposite of a hero?

A there-o

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What's the opposite of Aretha Franklin?

Urethra Frankiln

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunkCrap247
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What's the opposite to firefly?

Waterfall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ereyesc95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I’ll tell you the opposite of adulting...

Just kidding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painted-comrade
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What's the opposite of a microwave?

A Tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?

Me: Uncle-biotics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What's the opposite of noodles?

Dressed L's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toastender
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call the opposite of yesterday?

Noterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Quackington
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.

When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What Month Is the Opposite of November?

Yesvember.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What's the opposite of formaldehyde?

Casualdejekyll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What's the opposite of antibiotic?

Uncle biotic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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If Pro is the opposite of Con, what is the opposite of progress?

And don't forget constitution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What's the opposite of bologna?

Above knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rphillips76
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veggiematic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbo_boii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

It is Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sai_2609
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanoran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers ?

It's Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expellarimus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What’s the opposite of Ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beestly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhasse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tevvi94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What’s the opposite of defeat?

Da hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedge__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_clone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What's the opposite of Microsoft Office?

Macrohard Onfire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanStillYeets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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