I have so far appreciated this sub and those who contribute to it. It is wonderful to find people willing to engage and challenge our thoughts, conclusions, and presuppositions.
Has this sub helped any of you dig deeper into your own ponderous thoughts?
I quote from Truman Madsen.
But the Prophet, who was superb in making “the broad expanse of eternity” intelligible, warned that we do not enlarge the cup by a snap of the finger nor by a “fanciful, flowery and heated imagination”; only, he said, “by careful and ponderous and solemn thoughts.” “By contrarieties,” he added, “truth is made manifest.”
Madsen, Truman G.. Five Classics (Kindle Locations 84-86). Deseret Book Company. Kindle Edition.
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So many people whining about the obvious trolling of Islam seem to have missed the memo...... This isn't about discussion, nor is it about looking into the fallacious justifications for adherence to Islam.... This IS about offending Muslims.... It IS about consciously misconstruing Islam's dirty little secrets..... It is the art of trolling, and quite ingeniously to see them justify their acts.
Stop fucking whining you contrarian self righteous bastards.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
