Platypus Puns

A list of puns related to "Platypus"

A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink, and asks for the check.

Duck billed platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 10 2021
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What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?

"Allah bored"

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👤︎ u/canadaddy-o
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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What color is an old platypus?

Perrywrinkle!

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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What does Perry the Platypus smoke?

Doobie doobie doobah

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👤︎ u/flygonneedsmega
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk

Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a platypus wearing plaid?

A plaidypus

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👤︎ u/ConorCannot
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?

Because they all have fowl mouths.

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👤︎ u/massivevivid
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you get if you step on a platypus?

A flatypus...

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👤︎ u/_Blobfish123_
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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You wooden have guessed it, but this platypus is very knotty.
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👤︎ u/ja-visst
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Why are platypus always criminal suspects?

Because they fit the bill.

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👤︎ u/MightBeATaco
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why was the Platypus rolling around in money?

Because he was a Billionaire

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👤︎ u/Friend_or_FoH
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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I bought a platypus home from vacation but all he does is sit on a bed of feathers

He prefers the Down Under

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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You better have your money ready if you order a platypus

'cause the bill is up front

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👤︎ u/Hawkline
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
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What's wrong with eating a platypus?

It tastes great until you get the bill.

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👤︎ u/Freducated
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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What makes the platypus unique?

He's not like all the otters.

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👤︎ u/Freducated
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He orders a drink, and asks for the check.

Duck billed platypus.

Edit: Thanks guys.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink, and asks for the check.

Duck billed platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He finishes his drink and asks for the check.

Duck billed Platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He finishes his drink and asks for his check.

Duck billed platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He finishes his drink and asks for the check.

Duck billed Platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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A platypus walks into a restaurant owned by a duck.

He finishes his meal and goes up to pay for it.

Duck billed platypus.

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👤︎ u/tobias_drundridge
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He has a drink, and asks for the check.

Duck billed Platypus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 16 2020
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