A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
What color is an old platypus?
Perrywrinkle!
The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk
Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard
What do you call a platypus wearing plaid?
A plaidypus
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
Why are platypus always criminal suspects?
Because they fit the bill.
What do you get if you step on a platypus?
A flatypus...
You wooden have guessed it, but this platypus is very knotty.
I bought a platypus home from vacation but all he does is sit on a bed of feathers
He prefers the Down Under
You better have your money ready if you order a platypus
'cause the bill is up front
What's wrong with eating a platypus?
It tastes great until you get the bill.
What makes the platypus unique?
He's not like all the otters.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
A platypus walks into a restaurant owned by a duck.
He finishes his meal and goes up to pay for it.
Duck billed platypus.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He has a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
