32 Hilarious BeLonG To Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Purchased a Volvo on eBay this afternoon that used to belong to Neil Diamond.

Swede Car Online

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👤︎ u/JenovasChild666

📅︎ Nov 30 2021

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What do you call bread that doesn't belong to you?

Stollen

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👤︎ u/kishenoy

📅︎ Nov 19 2021

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What music genre do national anthems belong to?

Country.

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👤︎ u/Ok-Impress-2222

📅︎ Sep 11 2021

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I recently bought a car from eBay that used to belong to Bonnie Tyler...

It's terrible.

Every now and then it falls apart.

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👤︎ u/Wallygonk

📅︎ Sep 17 2021

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Which generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz

📅︎ Jun 30 2021

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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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👤︎ u/red_beard2

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.

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👤︎ u/Al25fcp

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?

Richardson.

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👤︎ u/Zapps2000x

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Natcho Cheese

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👤︎ u/TriHard25

📅︎ Aug 02 2020

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I thought this belong here to (hope nobody posted it here yet) /r/Jokes/comments/ifow41/…

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👤︎ u/plap12

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

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👤︎ u/Onowl

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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Pyramids belong to a really really old person

They call him Giza

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👤︎ u/filmememore

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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I adopted a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith.

First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/ZeroAgency

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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I think the dog I adopted used to belong to a blacksmith,..

...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!

(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)

Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire

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👤︎ u/noyfbfoad

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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I just did this to my friend and i think it belongs here

I called her up and asked her how to pronounce 'B-U-Y'. She said buy? I said ok bye and hung up.

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👤︎ u/deployedinspiration

📅︎ Jul 14 2016

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What Do You call A Curvy Parrying Dagger Which Belongs To A Pirate?

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👤︎ u/BloodyPommelStudio

📅︎ Jan 12 2019

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......not mine (credits to the person it belongs to.....

Wife: Our relationship is over.................... Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...

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👤︎ u/varun_chakilam

📅︎ May 02 2019

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I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.

It is a Tolkien gesture.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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My mom sent this to me. I think it belongs here imgur.com/YQoYbFD

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👤︎ u/1thanman123

📅︎ Oct 11 2013

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What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

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👤︎ u/JerkyChew

📅︎ Aug 26 2016

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My History professor asked us to write some jokes on the back of our history final for extra credit. After the groans from everyone I told it to, I think it belongs here.

Why was Leif Erikson not accredited with discovering the New World?

Because if he had put some roots down, he would have been Tree Erikson.

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👤︎ u/LiamIsMailBackwards

📅︎ Dec 17 2015

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I can't convince him to reddit but he definitely belongs here

Me: Hey, do you need me to pick up anything from the store?

Dad: Yeah, but then bring it to the register, pay, and bring it home.

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👤︎ u/xlexiconx

📅︎ Dec 27 2014

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What generation did Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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👤︎ u/alwaysforgettingmypw

📅︎ Jul 03 2021

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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👤︎ u/Q-uiVive

📅︎ Jul 03 2021

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

(stolen from Twitter)

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👤︎ u/bgva

📅︎ May 16 2021

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

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👤︎ u/icu451

📅︎ Jun 14 2021

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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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👤︎ u/got_nohandz

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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👤︎ u/mitalily

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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👤︎ u/hawkeye45_

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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👤︎ u/Th3NinjaCat

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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I adopted a dog who used to belong to a blacksmith

I know he used to belong to a blacksmith because as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/t_eld

📅︎ Nov 09 2017

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