I have a box of papers belonging to my once wife.

I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"

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I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings

I lost the case

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Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:

"Strangers' Things"

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What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?

His asymptote.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redditaccount314
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What do you call a computer belonging to a compulsive masturbator?

A fap-top

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Where does beer keep it’s belongings during the school day?

In it’s lager!

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Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...

It had a purple rein.

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A woman's mattress escaped from her bedroom, smashed up her belongings, and ran away with her husband

She always had problems controlling her Tempur

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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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This belongs here
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
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I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xxCandy_floofxx
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What’s in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo?

A pan, duh

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gannicusgota
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What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CosmicOli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Catdog724
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?

Richardson.

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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.

It meant the world to him.

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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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Does this belong here?
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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I think this belongs here
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences

I suffer from premature punctuatio!n

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?

Because they belong behind bars.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shu-di
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Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BtsIsMyCupOfTae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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Thought this belonged here /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DewDropper1021
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I don't know if this belong here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeardedSanta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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I think this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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Belongs bere
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flor1an_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2019
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Was told that this belongs here.. /r/Jokes/comments/jdj07k/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheOGMilktank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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I think this belongs here. πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f0r3aL84
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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Got this from r/memes. Thought it belonged here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eucliditorian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2020
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Fanclub
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/W1LL1AM_R
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-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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I think it belongs here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaushikpadua
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I know it’s a similar sub, but this joke really belongs here /r/Jokes/comments/ioxenl/…
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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Just had a quick conversation with my dad and thought it belonged here

Me: The washer is free

Dad: No it wasn’t, it cost a lot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unions-orchid
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Does this belong here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cornetto_56
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2020
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Thought this belonged here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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Saw it in another sub, thought it belonged here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RickyMemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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Saw this in a YouTube video, thought it belonged here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Motor46
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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What fruit belongs in water fights?

A Naval Orange

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JalepenoPeppers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onowl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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Thought this belonged here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SingleEyedSniper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitalily
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Th3NinjaCat
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