I have a box of papers belonging to my once wife.
I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Where does beer keep itβs belongings during the school day?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...
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A woman's mattress escaped from her bedroom, smashed up her belongings, and ran away with her husband
She always had problems controlling her Tempur
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︎ Aug 06 2017
What generation does Forest Gump belong to?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
This belongs here
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Whatβs in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What the hell am I dough-inβ here? I donut belong here
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Saw this in another sub but thought it belonged here
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.
It meant the world to him.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Does this belong here?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I think this belongs here
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they donβt belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I don't know if this belong here
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I think this belongs here.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Belongs bere
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I think this belongs here. π
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Got this from r/memes. Thought it belonged here.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Fanclub
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︎ Jan 19 2021
-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
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︎ Nov 11 2019
I think it belongs here
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︎ Apr 15 2020
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Just had a quick conversation with my dad and thought it belonged here
Me: The washer is free
Dad: No it wasnβt, it cost a lot
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Does this belong here
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︎ May 12 2020
Thought this belonged here.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Saw it in another sub, thought it belonged here
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Saw this in a YouTube video, thought it belonged here.
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︎ May 10 2019
What fruit belongs in water fights?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Thought this belonged here.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What generation does Forest Gump belong to
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
Gen A.
Edit: thank you for the award!
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