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︎ Jun 24 2019
Next week is pun week yall
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︎ Jul 06 2019
This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
You know it's news when your electricity company is punning...
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︎ Jul 31 2017
I feel that there is pun potential in a "sommelier pirate" but I'm too lazy to finish my train of thought. Any ideas?
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︎ May 15 2017
I know a guy who is good at wordplay and he also has a strong odour.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Jun 01 2021
dont know if its already been posted but pls this is gold
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︎ May 30 2021
What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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︎ May 16 2021
My clothes were having a competition to decide which one is the coolest
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︎ May 28 2021
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︎ May 31 2021
He is right there...
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︎ May 12 2021
This is my first post
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︎ May 22 2021
Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is β¦
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︎ Jun 04 2021
It is
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
I am so, so sorry
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︎ May 25 2021
This is the last thing I need
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︎ Apr 24 2021
This is the coolest pun Iβve heard.
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︎ May 22 2021
Batman is afraid of bats, and Spider-Man is afraid of spiders.
Now I know why they call me a ladies' man.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Falling in love is dangerous.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why is it pronounced "Bri'ish" if you're from Britain?
Because they drank the 't'
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︎ May 03 2021
The urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My wife called me at work and said βitβs time, the baby is comingβ
I said thatβs impossible, Labor Day is in September!
(New dad of a 3 week old, trying to step into my new role)
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︎ May 01 2021
If someone is burnt and needs a skin graft, can I donate the skin tissue on my butt?
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︎ May 25 2021
It really is a weakness
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︎ Apr 09 2021
My Dad is hopelessly addicted to going to different hardware stores every weekend.
Every Saturday, I see him hitting new Loweβs.
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︎ May 25 2021
My favourite time of day is 6:30
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︎ May 26 2021
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
How do you know a dad jokes is a dad joke?
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︎ May 27 2021
My Mother-in-law is 80% Irish
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︎ Jun 04 2021
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
My daughter is learning how to write numbers...
She said to my wife, βMommy, I donβt remember how to do a 2.β
So I yelled out, βYou just sit on the potty and push!β
They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.
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︎ May 18 2021
I see where this is going
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︎ May 09 2021
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What is Dr. Pepperβs PHD in?
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︎ May 31 2021
This post is locked. Pls refrain from commenting.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt
Itβs because of the small arms
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︎ May 14 2021
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
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︎ May 05 2021
I meant to cross post it but I donβt know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow Iβm returning this piece of junk to IKEA.
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︎ May 29 2021
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
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