Why can't the police catch Pablo Escobar?
He has the escape key in him.
There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
If Pablo Escobar was a super hero, what would his catch phrase be?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Pablo Escobar was the leader of the Medellín Cartel.
Pablo Escobar would still be a drug kingpin today
If it weren’t for you Medellín kids.
If Pablo had his own breakfast bar company...
it would be called Esco Bars.
Pablo Picasso was never called an ...
Did you hear about the aging artist who died while completing his masterpiece?
Yeah. It was a brush-stroke-of-genius
My family suffers from chronic diarrhea
It runs in our jeans
what do you call a canine druglord?
Pablo Escobark.
Restaurant classic
My dad and I are regulars at this small Mexican restaurant. The owner's name is Pablo and he was mopping the floor when we walked in the door. My dad says without hesitation "Hey, Pablo, how's business goin'? Cleanin' up?" I just shook my head and smiled as usual.
