Pablo Escobar Puns

A list of puns related to "Pablo Escobar"

Why can't the police catch Pablo Escobar?

He has the escape key in him.

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👤︎ u/L-Sollies
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

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👤︎ u/Ocelot_ocealittle69
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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Pablo Escobar was the leader of the Medellín Cartel.
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👤︎ u/griffinhazzard
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Pablo Escobar would still be a drug kingpin today

If it weren’t for you Medellín kids.

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👤︎ u/axeteam
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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