What do you get when David fights Robin hood?

A stone culled fox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkeria21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I have evidence that Robin Hood is aromantic and asexual.

He's an arrow ace.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?

He didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinferbrains
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?

It was called the Sherwood Florist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vapurware
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Robin HOOd
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Was Robin Hood a good boyfriend?

Yeah, he Maid Marian happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Locath13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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The sheriff of Nottingham and his son were talking about robin hood

His son asked if he really stole from the rich and gave to the poor the sheriff told his son he does and his son asked "would he steal from us too?" And the sheriff replied "He Sherwood son"

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What did Robin Hood say when asked if he wanted to take a walk in the woods?

Sherwood.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Robin Hood was finally captured and tied up.

The sheriff of Knottingham was the one who got him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did skeleton Robin Hood get kicked out of the costume party?

He forgot his bow n' marrow!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Why was "Robin Hood" pulled from the elementary school library?

Too much Saxon violence.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What did Robin Hood say when Little John kept bothering him?

I Sherwood love it if you'd knock it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actionscripted
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My daughter said it would be awesome if we could go see where Robin Hood used to live...

I said, "It Sherwood".

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If I were a modern day Robin Hood...

If I was a modern day Robin Hood donning a mustache and a sombrero, I would target the fashion industry mugging ladies for their expensive footwear.

I would say "JΓ­mmy your ChΓΌs."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with my kids...

Boy, that Maid Marian sure is a FOXY lady!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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What's Robin Hoods girlfriend called?

A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."

"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with the kids and my daughter set me up...

Daughter: Maid Marian is pretty for a cartoon.

Me: yeah, she's a fox!

http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/b/bc/Maid-Marian-disney-animal-heroines-12876193-720-480.jpg

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If Robin Hood stole from the poor and gave to the rich, then he'd be Robbin' The Hood.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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