Pablo Escobar Puns

Why can't the police catch Pablo Escobar?

He has the escape key in him.

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👤︎ u/L-Sollies

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

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👤︎ u/Ocelot_ocealittle69

📅︎ Mar 28 2020

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If Pablo Escobar was a super hero, what would his catch phrase be?

With great powder comes great responsibility.

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👤︎ u/GeauxCorndogs

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Pablo Escobar was the leader of the Medellín Cartel.

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👤︎ u/griffinhazzard

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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Pablo Escobar would still be a drug kingpin today

If it weren’t for you Medellín kids.

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👤︎ u/axeteam

📅︎ Jun 03 2018

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