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Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A not-see
How did the grammar nazi die?
They got semicolon cancer.
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
How did the Nazis get their money?
Krautfunding
What used to be a nazi dictator ship other than germany?
The Bismarck
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
Whatβs a Naziβs favorite kind of animal?
Adolphin
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."
What do you call a group of Nazi birds?
The Goose-Tapo
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
What do you call a Nazi dolphin that slapped a woman?
Adolfin Hither
The term βgrammar naziβ is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as βcomma-kazesβ
Grammar Nazis hate when
Grandma tickle Ms. Takes
Why canβt the club footed nazi drink milk?
Because he lacks toes and tolerance
I donβt like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
My grandfather killed 60 nazis during the worldwar
Great human being ,Bad Nazi Pilot.
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
She hated the chews
What do you call a nazi musician?
A Reich star
Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?
It was full of Germs
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
A correctional officer
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
A ,rade.
Thatβs Nazi key youβre looking for
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
What did the Nazi baker say to the Celiac?
"Gluten Tag!"
