How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
The term “grammar nazi” is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”
Grammar Nazis hate when
Grandma tickle Ms. Takes
I don’t like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
A correctional officer
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
A ,rade.
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
The person who proof-read Adolf Hitler’s speeches was a grammar nazi.
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too.
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists
Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
A grammar Nazi is a literal fascist
My dad, the grammar nazi
Me: "Me, Matthew, Luke and John are going down the park"
Dad: "You mean Matthew, Luke, John and I are going down the park"
Me: "No dad, your not coming"
How does the Grammar Nazi party fund it's government?
Through a syntax.
How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too.
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
You pat them on the back and say their, there, they’re.
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
There their, they’re there
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
There, they're, their.
Grammar Nazis
How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
Too
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
Too
Was comforting a grammar nazi...
“There their they’re”
How do you comfort a frightened grammar nazi?
There there, they're there
