Someone made a genocide joke in the office today...
Co-worker: "Was that a genocide joke?"
Joker: "Yes, genocide jokes kill."
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims, of course!
Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?
Os-Moses.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Someone asked me to explain what burning a used condom is
I said it's just genocide in a nutshell
Every time I talk to my dad about school, without fail
"so how are your classes going?"
"well, for my Political Science class, I'm writing an essay analyzing genocides"
"....well, are you for it or against it?"
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims..
