Someone made a genocide joke in the office today...
Co-worker: "Was that a genocide joke?"
Joker: "Yes, genocide jokes kill."
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims, of course!
Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?
Os-Moses.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Someone asked me to explain what burning a used condom is
I said it's just genocide in a nutshell
Every time I talk to my dad about school, without fail
"so how are your classes going?"
"well, for my Political Science class, I'm writing an essay analyzing genocides"
"....well, are you for it or against it?"
This barley made the cut.
I was talking to my coworkers at lunch about people who are vegetarian/vegan for moral reasons drinking beer.
Coworker: "So where do you draw the line? Like, yeasts are eukaryotes too. Tons will die making your beer. I mean, it's practically a yeast genocide!"
Me: "I suppose you could call it... a Guinness-cide?"
Coworkers: ΰ² _ΰ²
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims..
