Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn't planet.

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Bruno Mars
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What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?

24 carrot magic

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Bruno Mars’ β€œUptown Funk” Music Video Is God Awful

Don’t believe me? Just watch...

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My honest timepiece denies I was listening to Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"

Don't believe me, just watch?

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I've promised my family and friends not to sing Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk anymore

Dont believe me? Just watch.

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Bruno Mars messed up

by not titling his newest hit "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Magic"

Edit: formatting this on mobile was a nightmare

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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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Do you know who is my favourite communist pop artist?

Bruno Marx

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[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?

Bruno Mars

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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR
  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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A pop singer recently opened up a chocolate/wine cafe...

it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"

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We were sitting in McDonald's when this song comes on...

Daughter and I were sitting in McDonald's and "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars comes on.

I said "This song is kind of weird."

She said "Why do you say that?"

I said "It sounds like it's from Mars."

She brightens, thinking she's got me: "It IS fr-- Oh why do I fall for it!?"

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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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