MOTHERfucker "I'm tired of these Mother sakes in this Mother game!" - Samuel Lucas Jackson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacoflongons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend Luca Portabello...

...he's a Fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement

These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.

He's calling it eWok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkSkywalker14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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If my son, Lucas, was a dinosaur.....

He would be a Lucasore-ass.

He's got some diaper rash going on.

My husband just gave me this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/concretegirl87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?

A light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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- What’s your name, sir?
  • it’s Lucas, without a β€œw”.

  • wait a minute. Lucas has no β€œw”.

  • and what did I just say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Best dad home ever

My son asked me this question "Can I get a bookmark?" Now I'm crying because after 21 years my son still doesn't know my name is Lucas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hodges_Squad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandehmand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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