Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

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Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?

They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.

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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?

Thereโ€™s no left turns so itโ€™s alright alright alright.

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If Matthew McConaughey had a cat, what color would it be?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why does Matthew McConaughey never turns left?

Because he's all right, all right, all right!

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I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...

Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.

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Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .

All Write! All Write! All Write!

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Matthew McConaughey keeps track of his car maintenance...

... with his Lincoln logs!

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What did Matthew McConaughey buy at the lamp store?

A light, A light, A light!

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If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...

... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'

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Matthew McConaughey might have a torn ligament.

He's going to have an MRIRIRI scan.

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Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.

It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.

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I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a car commercial.

He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.

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"Should I call you Matt or Matthew?"

"I usually go by either." "Okay Either, nice to meet you!"

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Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark

When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

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Why doesnt matthew mcconaughey's lincoln have a left turn signal?

Because it goes all right all right all right

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Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?

Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.

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What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make left turns?

Because he's all-right, all-right, all-right.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/g5zvwUa9720pO/200_s.gif

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?

All write, all write, all write

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

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What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

All right All right.

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, โ€œIโ€™ll direct!โ€

Leonardo DiCaprio said, โ€œIโ€™ll produce!โ€

Matthew McConaughey said, โ€œIโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write!โ€

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What does Matthew McConaughey wear on vacation in Miami?

All white, all white, all white!

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

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Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey talk about making a movie together...

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie.

Clooney says, โ€œIโ€™ll direct.โ€

DiCaprio says, โ€œIโ€™ll produce.โ€

McConaughey says, โ€œIโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write.โ€

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George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together

George Clooney said โ€œIโ€™ll direct!โ€ Johnny Depp said โ€œIโ€™ll produce!โ€ Mathew McConaughey said โ€œIll write, Iโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write.โ€

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I heard Matthew McConaughey can't make left turns while driving.

He can only go Alright Alright Alright.

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Why was Matthew McConaughey so bad at Nascar?

He turned alright alright alright

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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln can't make left turns?

It just goes all right, all right, all right...

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house?

All right, all right, all right.

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