The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop.
The steaks were high.
Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
Sorry for tye bad crop its hard to edit on phone for me.
I told my daughter I wasn’t going to make a joke about the farmers crops
It would be corny anyway
Did you hear about the farmer who won an award for his dedication to his crops?
He was out standing in his field.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
Ahh Migraines!
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...
He loves being in the limelight.
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop.
They're absolutely gourd-geous.
A tired farmer was successfully hiding among his crops to avoid his nagging wife.
You could say he was out standing in his field
Filling out prescriptions and helping to plant crops are basically the same job
One’s a pharmacist and the other’s a farm assist
I tried taking some high res photos of the local farmers crops
But they turned out really grainy.
Did you hear about the farmer who planted crops in a boat?
It sprung a leek.
Cash Crop imgur.com/7yRdIBU
To the man who stole all my crops,
Take an aspirin, because you have my grains.
Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?
He wanted to see world peas.
Farmville produces socially engineered crops.
What do you call it when someone assumes the staple crop of Japan?
Ricist
How do space farmers harvest their crops?
With a tractor beam.
If you crop an image,
when can you harvest it?
