My dad's joke last night.

Dad: "hey, spell joke."

Me: "J. O. K. E."

Dad: "what's the white part of the egg?"

Me: "... The white."

Dad: " well, that's what people call it, but it's actually the albumen."

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Q: What's the past tense of "break"?

A: Broke

Q: What do people do with cigars and cigarettes?

A: Smoke

Q: What do you call a funny story that's supposed to make someone laugh?

A: Joke

Q: What's the most popular brand of cola in the world?

A: Coke

Q: What do you call the white of an egg?

A: Yolk.

No, it's the albumen.

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