Egg puns!
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︎ Jan 26 2021
How many egg puns can you people think of
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Egg puns. From r/memes
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Man, I really love egg puns.
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︎ May 07 2020
Egg puns!
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︎ Jan 27 2020
How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?
Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Egg puns!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...
Iβm really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Omlettin' this eggshibit of eggsellent eggample's of eggsciting and eggstraordinary egg puns. Don't eggsecute me I will take an eggsit. I am eggsausted.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
I wouldnβt make an egg pun
Because some yolks arenβt funny
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Egg puns...
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Shop based egg pun
I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.
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︎ Mar 21 2016
Quite an EGG-citing story
The other day I was working at a restaurant as a cook. Someone ordered a salad that typically has a sliced egg on it with extra egg salad on top. As I made it, I looked over to my coworker and said, "this is a little EGG-sessive."
We spent the next 2 hours making egg puns.
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︎ Jul 01 2014
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What is 2 eggs in France?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
V-egg-tor
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What did the egg say to the house party?
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︎ May 05 2021
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I made scrambled eggs this morning.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I once had a chicken that could count her eggs...
I named her Countchickula
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What smells of egg and swings through the jungle?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
I have a joke about an egg.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why did the Easter egg hide.
To tell the truth, deep inside he was a little chicken!
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I'm quite glad I'm not an egg
I do tend to crack myself up
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What does the egg say when it gets turnt up?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What is Goofy's favorite part of the egg?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I don't know whether the chicken or the egg came first.
You could say I'm eggnostic.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What does an egg tell another egg
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why can't eggs keep a secret?
They tend to crack under pressure.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....
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︎ Apr 02 2021
An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?
Because it had egg-zema.
She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
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︎ Mar 20 2021
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I wanted to open a restaurant that only served scrambled eggs.
But my wife talked me out of it.
She said it was too whiskey.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I've got a chicken who counts her own eggs....
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Why do the French only eat one egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They would crack eachother up
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
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︎ May 03 2021
So I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
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