Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/james-macavoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Why was the elephant standing on a marshmallow?

So it wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.

(Joke from my dad has been telling since the 80s.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/painted_dessert94
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Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.

Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theknight618
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My son was upset after I gave him a single marshmallow.

I think he wanted s'more.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Make_me_laugh_plz
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What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?

A Smoregasbord

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastedSoaps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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I had a dream I was eating a giant, delicious marshmallow

When I woke my pillow was missing....... 🀨

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grag01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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Why did the marshmallow cross the road?

Because he knew there was S'more to life

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danspud69
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Why shouldn't you throw your marshmallow in the fire?

It's against the log.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/electropriest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2019
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Took my daughter out to see how marshmallows are grown. imgur.com/NavQnlm
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tachophile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2013
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King Henry V's greatest military achievement was capturing Harfleur with a single marshmallow

One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2018
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For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ContainsTracesOfLies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2018
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Most people just do not appreciate chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallows as much as I do.

I know, it's only Rocky Road, but I like it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2018
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A joke from my grand-dad about marshmallows.

When I was a kid my grandpa was sitting at out kitchen table while I was trying to reach for marshmallows for Christmas desserts.

The bag of marshmallows ended up falling and hitting me in my face leading to my grandpa saying:

"Watch out for those marshmallows, they travel in packs!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berlin-calling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2013
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We needed mini marshmallows for something and we didn't know how many we had

My dad says "I don't know if we have many, but we have some"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlasticAnarchist
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2017
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Marshmallows thoughts on life

Have you ever thought about how marshmallows might what is in store for their lives? Maybe they don't want to be trapped between two crackers... maybe they want something smore...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chi3fdoodie
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Last night I had a dream that I ate a twenty pound marshmallow.

I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crank740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow

When I woke up my pillow was gone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reddit-dude123456789
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I had a dream I ate a 10-pound marshmallow . . .

I woke up and my pillow was gone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nah118
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2019
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I had a dream that I ate the world’s biggest marshmallow

and the next morning my pillow was gone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2019
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I had a dream that I was eating a 10 pound marshmallow

I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomsonc014
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2019
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I had a dream about eating a gigantic marshmallow...

...and when I woke up one of my pillows was missing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Djamolidine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2018
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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow.

Then I woke up, and my pillow was gone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wyboth
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