Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?

Yeah, I surf on executive boards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDudeWalterEgo
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Why does everyone hate Silicon and Nitrogen so much ?

Because they are always going around committing SiN

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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
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What does silicon and my son who is learning to become a train driver have in common?

They're both semiconductors.

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My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.

"Gandr"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldsMostDad
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Do I know the Italian word for silicon?

Si.

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What is the name of the small stream that runs through Silicon Valley?

Facebrook

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Got an email from my dad this morning from Silicon Valley

Dad: Microsoft is releasing a new browser that we are all trying to ban, but will prove difficult due to its widespread use, its called:

ID10TS

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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A guy came by my workshop today to pick up a replica of his butt that I molded out of silicone

He literally had his ass handed to him.

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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?

Silicon Valley.

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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A β€˜gram’ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a β€œcarbonkneel”


What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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Every time I see a picture of Kim Kardashian, I feel a shortness of breath.

I’m afraid I might be assmatic.

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Today I got my wife

Not my best, but I'm working on it https://i.imgur.com/uprrPy9.jpg

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