The article has some solid, hard puns.
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
My wife told me about her hard day. That's when I knew she was the imposter...
Times are hard for people on disability benefits....
I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.
Paying bills is hard.
Some would call it taxing.
Sometimes it’s hard to lego
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?
Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
My son asked me for something hard to write on
I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on
People say camping isn’t very hard
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
making a blade is really hard...
It's sword of complicated.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
“ME-ow”
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
Why are airplanes so hard to see?
Because they're in disguise
Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
Werewolves are notoriously hard to find....
Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves.
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
I hate that I laughed so hard at this
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
There was a remake of Die Hard done by fish
The antagonist was Hans Grouper
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
I don’t know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.
I just can’t wrap my head around it.
It is really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
I've finally fused marijuana with hard liquor!
Go on, take pot shots at my invention!
Why are pilots so hard to find?
Because they're always in disguise!
This ones hard to explain but you kind of need an image.
So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
Son: There's no salt on this. Mom: Well, it's hard to see salt.
Dad: But can you table salt?
Mom: I don't know, let's discuss that next time.
Edit: To be honest I'm a little salty about the bland reaction this dad/mom joke got :)
What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
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