An uplifting movie about an escalator
What do you call a fast escalator?
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
Saw an escalator for the first time today...
I came across a broken escalator today...
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
If you’re terrified of escalators,
You should take steps to avoid them
Why shouldn't you trust escalators?
They're always pushing you to go in their direction.
Hey Stepdad! Can you tell me how an elevator is different than an escalator?
I heard something happened on the escalator...
I want to know what went down.
Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?
He was mechanically inclined.
What does an escalator do when it breaks?
I have this terrible fear of Escalators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
I've developed a fear of escalators.
I'm taking steps to about them.
I wanted to ask the woman how to get upstairs, but I think I'll escalator.
Did you hear about the freak accident where the escalator at a shop started moving really fast and threw people off...
Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.
My job as an escalator repairman has its ups and downs
Last week I have walked on the world's fasted escalator.
Escalators make me feel uncomfortable.
They automatically stair when I enter the room.
My first time on an escalator...
...was quite uplifting, the second time though was a letdown
They Tell Me I Always Go Through the Wrong Escalator
So I've been taking extra steps to avoid them.
A complete set of instructions for riding an escalator:
What happened when the escalator broke down?
Everyone stopped and staired…
Whenever I get the chance to take an elevator or an escalator, I always do it...
I was always taught, growing up, that it was impolite to stair.
I don’t like escalators!
They’re either up to something or trying to bring me down!
Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
Keep cow's off escalators,
You don't want to raise the steaks.
I won't travel to the ground by escalators
I don't trust escalators...
They're usually up to something. Either that or they just let me down
A man gets on an escalator and starts going up, but the motor malfunctions, causing him to speed out of control and fall flat on his face.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
I was making my way through Atlanta airport the other day when I noticed a man working on a broken escalator...
As I descended down the adjacent, working escalator I noticed the man tapping his screwdriver impatiently at the bottom; looking around as if he were waiting for something. I couldn't resist...
>Me: "Do you have everything you need to fix it?"
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>Him: "No!" <looking frustrated>
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>Me: "Well, have you tried escalating?!"
In about half a second the man's face erupted in a smile while he proceeded to laugh so loudly that he startled himself and a woman nearby who gasped, turning to look at him. Somewhere behind me a woman unleashed a loud, "Ha!" as well.
I smiled all the way to my designated boarding gate =D
My son is afraid of down escalators
I told him not to dream of escalators or he'll stay up all night. (True story)
What do you call a broken escalator?
Got my coworkers today on the escalator!
So we're heading into the underground station on a downwards escalator after work.
Me: Hey guys, escalators go up right?
Them: Uh... Yeah...
Me: So this downwards one, would it be a de-escalator?
-Insert groans and shaking heads-
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
Here’s a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?
Escalators are dangerous.
You should take steps to avoid them.
What do you call a fast escalator?
Here’s a step by step guide on how to ride an escalator.
Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
He is afraid of the escalator, so he has started taking steps to avoid them.
I came across a broken escalator the other day
All I could do was stair.
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