Saw this from a web comic I read and had to share <3
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Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Web designer
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I think the best web designers in the world might be
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I have asked my wife to use chrome rather than other web browsers
I just don't like to see her on edge so much.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
How do spiders make their web?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Today I saw a snake build a web.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I was in a band called Dark Web.
We would always go on tor.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What kind of web developers DO like bugs?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Why do most web developers wear glasses?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Web assistant
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︎ Dec 17 2019
The web
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︎ Jan 03 2020
What is a web developer's favourite tea?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Can I get to the web too?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Spider Web:
Instantly turns you into a ninja when you walk into it
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?
Cause there's too many Links
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and Iβm completely heartbroken.
We are strictly a Bing family.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
Web developer
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︎ Feb 16 2019
If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?
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︎ Oct 16 2018
In a tangled web.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
It takes time to develop a web browser
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
The dark Web should be called Amazon Crime.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
On a photo shop battle about a deer with a spider web between its antlers
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Where does a web developer like to drink?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
There was a spider in my web development class today.
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Censorship of a web page...
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︎ Mar 25 2019
If you need a website made, call a web developer
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Web Developer {X-Post from ProgrammerHumor}
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︎ Jul 30 2018
I was talking about the dangers of the web with my son. He says, βDonβt worry dad, I know all about the dark web!β
I then asked him, βWell how do you get there? Iβve tried turning off the lights and everything.β
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︎ Apr 22 2019
The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.
I was love at first site.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.
It will be called wikileeks.com
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︎ Aug 31 2016
What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs?
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︎ Sep 21 2017
I just texted my dad because I found a spider web in my computer
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︎ Aug 11 2017
The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end
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︎ Feb 10 2019
I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"
How am I supposed to login then?!
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What do you call corn stuck in a spider-web?
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How does Peter Parker view porn? On his spider web.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
What's a web developer's favourite tea?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What is a web developer's favourite tea?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Who was the first web designer?
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