Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?

To make sure I wasn't being bugged

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Saw this from a web comic I read and had to share <3
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CeruleanMasquerade
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I think the best web designers in the world might be

Spiders.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nik_5252
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Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟ€der we're talking about.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/obiwankedkenobi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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Web designer
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jetpackguy221
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I have asked my wife to use chrome rather than other web browsers

I just don't like to see her on edge so much.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tommigord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2020
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How do spiders make their web?

They arachknit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stressmove
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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Today I saw a snake build a web.

It was a python.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fbiweeb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of web developers DO like bugs?

Spiders!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notsafeforh0me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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I was in a band called Dark Web.

We would always go on tor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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Why do most web developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C:

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notsafeforh0me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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Spider Web:

Instantly turns you into a ninja when you walk into it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daddys_lil_monster96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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Web assistant
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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The web
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roegner65
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?

Cause there's too many Links

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Averet101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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Can I get to the web too?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fashionable-Pie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2019
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I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and I’m completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2018
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It takes time to develop a web browser

Chrome wasn't built in a day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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Web developer
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrbaseball54
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2019
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In a tangled web.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/newguy208
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?

Peter Parkour

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UserNumber63
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2018
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Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?

It's a web-cite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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The dark Web should be called Amazon Crime.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeannieinabottle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2019
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On a photo shop battle about a deer with a spider web between its antlers
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NearlyHame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2019
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Where does a web developer like to drink?

At the scrollbar

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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There was a spider in my web development class today.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sloppyblowjobs69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2019
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If you need a website made, call a web developer

He's domain man

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
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Censorship of a web page...

is a site gag.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nyckname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2019
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Web Developer {X-Post from ProgrammerHumor}
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grateful4Life
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2018
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I was talking about the dangers of the web with my son. He says, β€œDon’t worry dad, I know all about the dark web!”

I then asked him, β€œWell how do you get there? I’ve tried turning off the lights and everything.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iconic-oofs
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The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.

I was love at first site.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lawpoop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs?

A spider

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smilie_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2017
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I just texted my dad because I found a spider web in my computer

He said "Good, then your software will be bug free."

Bonus pic of said web. I'm open to advice on how to deal with it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oOWildWeaselOo
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I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called wikileeks.com

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWholeDamnInternet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2016
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The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end

You weave what you sew

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/changhaobyu
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I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"

How am I supposed to login then?!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chriskj2006
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call corn stuck in a spider-web?

Corn on the cob

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sneijder4BallondOr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2018
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How does Peter Parker view porn? On his spider web.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2018
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What's a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jad1223
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2019
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Who was the first web designer?

A spider.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/47o9er
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