Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?

To make sure I wasn't being bugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Saw this from a web comic I read and had to share <3
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I think the best web designers in the world might be

Spiders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nik_5252
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟ€der we're talking about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwankedkenobi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Web designer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetpackguy221
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I have asked my wife to use chrome rather than other web browsers

I just don't like to see her on edge so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommigord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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How do spiders make their web?

They arachknit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stressmove
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Today I saw a snake build a web.

It was a python.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fbiweeb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What kind of web developers DO like bugs?

Spiders!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notsafeforh0me
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I was in a band called Dark Web.

We would always go on tor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why do most web developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notsafeforh0me
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Spider Web:

Instantly turns you into a ninja when you walk into it

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Web assistant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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The web
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roegner65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?

Cause there's too many Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Can I get to the web too?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fashionable-Pie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and I’m completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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It takes time to develop a web browser

Chrome wasn't built in a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Web developer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbaseball54
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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In a tangled web.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/newguy208
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?

Peter Parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UserNumber63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?

It's a web-cite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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The dark Web should be called Amazon Crime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeannieinabottle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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On a photo shop battle about a deer with a spider web between its antlers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NearlyHame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Where does a web developer like to drink?

At the scrollbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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There was a spider in my web development class today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloppyblowjobs69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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If you need a website made, call a web developer

He's domain man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Censorship of a web page...

is a site gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyckname
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Web Developer {X-Post from ProgrammerHumor}
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grateful4Life
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I was talking about the dangers of the web with my son. He says, β€œDon’t worry dad, I know all about the dark web!”

I then asked him, β€œWell how do you get there? I’ve tried turning off the lights and everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iconic-oofs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.

I was love at first site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawpoop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs?

A spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smilie_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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I just texted my dad because I found a spider web in my computer

He said "Good, then your software will be bug free."

Bonus pic of said web. I'm open to advice on how to deal with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oOWildWeaselOo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called wikileeks.com

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The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end

You weave what you sew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"

How am I supposed to login then?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriskj2006
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call corn stuck in a spider-web?

Corn on the cob

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How does Peter Parker view porn? On his spider web.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What's a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jad1223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Who was the first web designer?

A spider.

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