What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
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What cellphone network did Quagmire have?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What's Thanos' favourite social network?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What's a psychic's favorite TV network?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Our cityβs main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What do you call a network at pormhub?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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︎ Aug 06 2017
Did you hear? Since COVID-19 has everyone is stuck at home, and sports networks need content, they've decided to televise competitive bathroom sports.
It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Dad : What have achieved with all this network?
Me : No net work.
(the joke is on me)
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.
They want him to make its O.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call a local network in Australia?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
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What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?
BoomerAng.
(Audience yells Ok, boomer)
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Why do people hate reposts on this social network?
Because theyβve already reddit.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Beating somebody with a switch is a lot worse if youβre a network admin.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I'm going to help set up a new network tonight at work.
Tonight we're gonna' party like it's VLAN 99.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networksβ¦For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly youβre a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
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︎ May 22 2019
Two WiFi networks got married
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
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︎ Apr 04 2019
The Battle Network doing this now huh?
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︎ Mar 20 2018
What's network engineer's favourite movie??
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︎ Jan 17 2019
What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
[Request] Wi-Fi/Network name puns
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︎ Feb 07 2018
Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather.
imgur.com/VKpoxpm
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︎ Dec 30 2016
There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
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︎ Jul 24 2017
I called my Wi-Fi network "666"...
Now it's the router of all evil.
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︎ Jul 29 2017
Anybody need a Network TCP/IP Specialist?
If so, i am definitely the pro-to-call
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︎ May 17 2013
What is a kitten's favourite phone-network?
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︎ Mar 27 2017
The octopus is bolstering his professional network
By uploading his SeaV into InkedIn
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︎ Feb 16 2017
Our network just went down and heard this gem from an older co-worker
"It's not a network, It's a not-work"
Cue self laughter
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︎ Nov 11 2013
We switched networks today
Me: "Hey dad, the wifi isn't working. What's wrong with it?"
Dad: "We got a new network set up today."
Me: "Why?"
Dad: "...Fi"
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︎ Nov 20 2013
What is Jenny from Forrest Gump's network password?
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︎ Apr 10 2015
My neighbour named his network "Dyson"
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︎ Jan 30 2015
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
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︎ May 05 2020
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes.
And that's a huge ass connection.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
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︎ Jul 15 2017
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