I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. ππ€²
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I never understood why this guy hosts so many tournaments.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
How does a salad begin a religious service?
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︎ May 10 2021
The Village People are getting ready to host a party.
Nacho, nacho plan... they've gotta make a nacho plan.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
My momβs sister runs the local candlelight services for the community
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︎ May 18 2021
The Final Catholic Service
The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.
They'll have Critical Mass.
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︎ May 17 2021
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Mike Tyson is going to be the host of a reboot of Pimp my ride.
It will be called Cus-tom auto.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I went to a costume party dressed as a harp. The host said my costume was too small to be a harp.
I replied, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I saw an add for Tinkle radiator service.
The #1 place to take a leak.
It is in Des Moines look it up!
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︎ May 08 2021
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
how do you host a party in outer space?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What do you call two young married spiders?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.
Itβs called Tailor Swift.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...
It would have made him a smart Alec.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I took my car for a service yesterday morning.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Joe Rogan hosting a presidential debate
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Saw this from a web comic I read and had to share <3
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I once met a girl online with spotty service..
It was an on again-off again relationship..
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I'm hosting a seminar for men who struggle with ejaculation...
If you can't come let me know
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︎ Jul 13 2020
For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service
because they were goodfellas
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Two spiders got married and bought their first home.
I was so happy for the newlywebs.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
According to a recent study, itβs really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
Itβs a mail dominated industry.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Which artist has the best ride service?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I think the best web designers in the world might be
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Web designer
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What do you call a really bad freight delivery service?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I hate it when a web service says "(insert name here) will never ask you for your password"
How am I supposed to login then?!
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Services to the point
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament
Since good players are hard to find
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Whatβs the top streaming service in Russia?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Spin Puns for a web service.
We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/
We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:
Spin me up Scotty
Spin me up before you go go
I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)
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︎ Mar 28 2015
My wife came screaming at me to take the spider out.
It was great! We went out for a couple of beers. He wants to be a senior web developer someday.
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︎ May 11 2021
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Two big girls walk into a bar
Two big girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
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︎ May 04 2021
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How do you host a space party?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
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