I saw a great movie about databases.

I can’t wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...

French woman with Covid?

La Wheez.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Data pointing to the database I manage makes for a top tier visual pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourPolyGoddess
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Digging deep into the database
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jellybear421
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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The National Institute of Father's database was hacked into last night and all their jokes were stolen...

...it was the worst dada breach in its history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJohnHenry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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I'm an optometry student... I'm sure my dad has a database of eye related jokes stored up for when I talk about my course.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rawrrsica
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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Database developer at my work...

Nerd1: You're going to get cancer if you have bad genes, doesn't matter what you do.

Nerd2: I'm not sure about that.

Dad: That's why I bought my jeans at the Gap.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheble003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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How does one mine for data?

By quarrying a database!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Want to know where I store all of my jokes?

In a dadabase....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?


What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?


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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Do you know where all the dad jokes are stored?

in a DAD-A-BASE. get it..... dad a base. lol. lol. lol database. lol

just saw this on FB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notMEdude73
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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I saw a great movie about databases today.

I can't wait for the SQL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Saw a great movie last night about databases.

Can't wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRubyyRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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