If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?

An orange, because they don't rhyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeppo_007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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You've heard the old adage about teaching a man to fish.

Similarly, if you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for an hour. But if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinlyOne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Justice is served πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-war-snipper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who expired for not following time tested advice?...

He died of old adage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titeman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

  • He pasta way.
  • We cannoli do so much.
  • His legacy will become a pizza history.
  • Just proves the old adage, β€œHere today, gone tomato.”
  • How sad that he ran out of thyme.
  • Olive my prayers go to the family.
  • His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
  • You never sausage a tragic thing!

https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-who-died/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?

It really puts into perspective that old adage β€œyou have to spend money to make money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LacAncilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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My dad hit me with a great one this morning.

I own two cats, this is relevant. While getting ready for work this morning, I sneezed really hard. After blessing me, my dad goes "Y'know, I never knew that adage was true."

"Which one is that?" I ask.

"If you lay down with cats, you wake up with sneeze."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pundurihn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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Daughter was walking along avoiding cracks and lines.

I asked her why. She stated the old adage: "Step on a line, break your mother's spine. Step in a crack, break your mother's back."

"Honey, can you step on the grass for a moment?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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