An orange, because they don't rhyme.
Similarly, if you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for an hour. But if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
He died of old adage...
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
- He pasta way.
- We cannoli do so much.
- His legacy will become a pizza history.
- Just proves the old adage, βHere today, gone tomato.β
- How sad that he ran out of thyme.
- Olive my prayers go to the family.
- His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
- You never sausage a tragic thing!
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It really puts into perspective that old adage βyou have to spend money to make moneyβ
I own two cats, this is relevant. While getting ready for work this morning, I sneezed really hard. After blessing me, my dad goes "Y'know, I never knew that adage was true."
"Which one is that?" I ask.
"If you lay down with cats, you wake up with sneeze."
I asked her why. She stated the old adage: "Step on a line, break your mother's spine. Step in a crack, break your mother's back."
"Honey, can you step on the grass for a moment?"
