Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
What do you call an espresso with a cold....
Why was the computer cold?
It forgot to close its windows.
What do you call a cold Mexican food?
I’m really cold and my heater is broken,
So I moved to the corner, where it’s 90 degrees.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
What did the ancient Britons do when their feet got cold?
They put their Anglo socks on.
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
Why is hot faster than cold?
Because you can catch a cold.
Son: Dad, do you have another blanket by you? I’m cold
Dad: Go stand in the corner son, it’s 90° over there
Dad I’m cold,
can you turn up the temperature?
Just go sit in the corner it’s 90 degrees.
What is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s favourite gaming console?
Why was it so cold at the stadium?
Because there were lots of fans
Why is cold water insecure?
Because it’s never called hot
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.
I feel like my cold room is watching me.
It’s sending chills down my spine.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because I’ll vote for it.
Must've been a good reunion
This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
My daughter told me she was really cold today
I told her to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees
What animal do you want to be when you're cold?
A little 'otter
Joke by my grandpa
My dad told me this rn. "Which is faster, heat or cold?"
Heat because you can catch a cold.
What does a phone say when it's cold?
Nothing, it just vibrates like brrrrr...
my friend moved into an igloo
everything was going well until the housewarming party
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
My boss is very cold and cruel.
He's such a hearthless fellow.
Son-“Dad it’s cold in here, can we turn the thermostat up”
Me - “No just go stand in the corner”
Son -“Why?”
Me - “Because it is always at 90 degrees”
Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.
It’s the weekend immune system.
I'm a scientist in search of a "cold spicy"
Oh, nevermint, I found it.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
They say Argentina is cold...
But it's more correct to say that it borders on Chile.
Son: Why is the food so cold and bland?
Dad: Because your mom put her heart and soul in it.
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
What’s cold, white, falls from the sky and kills you?
Mandatory temperature screenings will be required for entry into the Foreigner concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
What is cold and stands under a street lamp?
Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?
Why is deadpools house always cold?
Because he keeps breaking the fourth wall
What was the best weapon during the Cold war?
What does a magician do when they're cold?
The same trick twice.
"Is this your cardigan?"
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
I was cold while in my kayak so I lit a fire and it sunk
Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
Argentina is kind of cold this time of year...
In fact, it’s borderline Chile.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
What do you call a nut with a cold?
[from my 4yo boy] How do you keep warm in a cold room?
Go to the corner there always around 90°
We took Grandpa sledging the other day and he caught a terrible cold. Grandma put goosefat all over his chest.
He went downhill pretty quick after that.
My brother wanted cold hard cash for Christmas. I think I delivered well
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C
Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K
Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth
Cold shoulder on a cannibal feast
What food is served hot but is always cold
My wife told me she was sick and was going to take some cold pills
I asked her if she wanted me to warm them up first
I'm quitting cold turkey.
But every now and then I still think about lighting up a slice.
Look out for cold sores when sharing candy this Valentine's day...
Mine went from Mounds of Joy to Herpes Kisses.
It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
People usually say, “let’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, “stick up their ass.”
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
I have a lava fetish
I don’t know why but I think it’s really hot
My boyfriend infected me with a cold....
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
What do you call Mexican jumping beans with a cold?
In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.
I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
You need to serve justice cold
because if you serve it warm it would be justwater
Dad: Are you cold
Me: yes
Dad: then you should stand in a corner
Me: why
Dad: because it’s 90 degrees
My daughter said she was cold in the house.
I told her to go stand in the corner. She asked me why.
I told her because it was 90 degrees.
What’s faster, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What is faster, Hot or Cold ?
Hot, you can catch a cold
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
What do mathematicians when they feel cold?
They go into a corner cause there are 90 degrees.
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Justice is best served cold
If it were served worm it would be justwater
What’s faster, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Son : "Why is the food so cold and bland?"
Dad : "Because your mother put her heart and soul into it."
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold ......
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
Dad I'm cold
Dad: go to the corner it's 90°
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.
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