Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
What do you call a cold hooker?
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
What do you cold and hungry tiger?
A brr-grr.
Edit:
“What do you CALL...”
Sorry, I suck.
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
What did cold say to hot?
Not cool, man.
*My six year old told me she made this up. Not sure whether to believe her or not.
To those getting cold this January, I recommend sitting in the corner...
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
What do cops do when handed a cold case?
They work on it undercover.
Yup I quit cold turkey last month.
Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it's pepper mint.
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
Its getting that time of year when it's so cold....
....people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas to Walmart.
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
I texted my friend that I was missing them and they replied with a very cold reply
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
Because it’s full of fans!!
What do you call a peanut with a cold?
Why was the computer cold?
It forgot to close its windows.
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
What is faster, something hot or cold?
Of course it’s the hot one, you can always catch a cold
My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...
I said "hey wind, chill..."
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
What do you call a cold Mexican food?
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
What do you call a cold canine?
My son asked me where cold brew was first made
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
What do you call an espresso with a cold....
"Dad I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear its 90 degrees."
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
You know that it is cold outside when
You go outside and it is cold.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
You know it’s cold outside
When you go outside and it’s cold.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
Dad: “Are you cold?” Child: yes...
Dad: Go and stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees over there.
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