Absolute Temperature Puns

A list of puns related to "Absolute Temperature"

My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.

Don't worry, I'm 0K.

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C

everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.

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👤︎ u/SlovenianGregor
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Absolutely livid. Bought a Hawaiian pizza for dinner and I've just burned it. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

Credit to @AdamPacitti

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Why does the sun have no need to go to college?

It already has 27 million degrees...

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👤︎ u/ParallaxMusician
📅︎ May 25 2018
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I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero

0K boomer

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👤︎ u/PrudeJesus
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who lowered his temperature to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

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👤︎ u/seattledandy
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who lived in absolute zero temperatures?

He’s 0K now!

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👤︎ u/watchursix
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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