My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.

Don't worry, I'm 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.

He was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/umaborgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that got frozen to absolute zero?

He’s 0k now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avery101912
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero...

Don’t worry, he’s 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yamo412
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who cooled to absolute zero ?

He turned out being 0 K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What did the scientists say while freezing at absolute zero?

This is 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoonBaboon_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I cannot stand absolute zero!

I'll never be 0K with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Did you hear about the man stuck in a room at absolute zero?

Don’t worry, he’s 0 K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon4life3404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My Math teacher said Iβ€˜m an absolute Zero.

And that I would be 100 times better if I listened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomTom_ZH
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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You know what happens when you're chilled to absolute zero?

You'll be 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonnetMacaque
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trollmann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2014
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Did you hear about that scientist who brought himself to absolute zero in a horrific lab accident?

Don't worry. He was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotDiggityDamnSon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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I froze to absolute zero

But apparently I've got some sorta power that makes me resistent to it. So people kept asking: how are you, how do you feel. I constantly said: relax, I am 0k

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeteGriffin32
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? : funny reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethborders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2011
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I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero

0K boomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrudeJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I have a friend that was frozen to absolute zero once...

He was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsowders
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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My friend was frozen at absolute zero

He's 0K now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wisamo12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Absolute Zero...

Is just O.k.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmantomm
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Did you hear about the scientist who lowered his temperature to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seattledandy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who lived in absolute zero temperatures?

He’s 0K now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watchursix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8speech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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Did you hear about the man that got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skippy439
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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