Graphite Puns

A list of puns related to "Graphite"

I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why do i use pencil to start off on an essay?

So that i can get a lead on an idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiftphil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Is there ever a reason to break the end off your pencil?

No. It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpellingIsAhful
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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