What do you call a pencil with no lead?

Pointless

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📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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I bought a pen that can write underwater

... it can write other words as well.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I've decided to marry a pencil.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The ruler.

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📅︎ Jun 09 2016
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hit in the back with a pencil

Today in my class, somebody broke a pencil in 1/2 and threw it across my classroom. It hit me in the back. I told them we wouldn't leave the room until somebody fessed up and they sat in silence for a solid 10 minutes until I got out paper and made them write eye-witness statements (classic teacher move). As I was passing out the paper, one of the kids blurted out, "guys look what this has LEAD to." He couldn't hold it in any longer than he already had.

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👤︎ u/Lissy666
📅︎ Oct 10 2014
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Came up with this talking to my dad.

He was telling me to do some heavy lifting for the summer. He said, "It'll put some lead in your pencil" I said, "If only I had someone to write to"

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👤︎ u/fogs4life
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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What do you call a pencil without lead?

Pointless.

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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