A list of puns related to "Lead pencil"
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
The ruler.
Today in my class, somebody broke a pencil in 1/2 and threw it across my classroom. It hit me in the back. I told them we wouldn't leave the room until somebody fessed up and they sat in silence for a solid 10 minutes until I got out paper and made them write eye-witness statements (classic teacher move). As I was passing out the paper, one of the kids blurted out, "guys look what this has LEAD to." He couldn't hold it in any longer than he already had.
He was telling me to do some heavy lifting for the summer. He said, "It'll put some lead in your pencil" I said, "If only I had someone to write to"
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