I’m going to stop calling them β€œpencil sharpeners”

And start calling them β€œpencil shorteners”. We’ll see how long my family can take it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grizzlyhorse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My new pencil sharpener came with a good set of instructions.

It was full of useful pointers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.

I don’t see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?

So you always get the point!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you hear about the guy selling broken pencil sharpeners?

A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntactBurrito
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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What did the sharpened pencil say to the dull pencil.

You're pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbie-3x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils

Can you imagine all of the shavings?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImClumZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a pencil that is never sharpened?

Pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Sometimes I sharpen pencils

Just to make a point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciaran211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My fiancΓ©e asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said β€œokay that’s enough!”

I said β€œI was just trying to make a point”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixelSniper17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.

There's no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I went to the pencil sharpening store today

I got some great shavings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevor_Nolan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I sharpened my pencil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/20plus40plus9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Whenever my friends want to sharpen their pencils I always argue they should let me do it..

When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthySef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Whenever I try to sharpen this pencil it breaks!

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrneda02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I had a great joke so I went to sharpen my pencil.................................... but then

I lost the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldermillenial
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I don’t know why people sharpen their dull pencils.

I just don’t see the point in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."

The eraser replied "you have a point."

-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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My grandpa always refused to sharpen his pencils...

...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRobWall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Pencils

A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyNJ31
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Used a dad joke on my dad

He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tonsofpunsarefun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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A pointless story.

Friend: What is the point of this story? Me: I've got a pointless story for you. The pencil walked up to the sharpener and said, "I'll be blunt. There is no point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsugarplum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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My girlfriend just got me

She was sharpening a pencil with an exacto knife and I asked her why she didn't use a sharperner.

"Because its more exacto"

Sigh....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brocode
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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I sharpen pencils to the point of lethality.
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