A list of puns related to "Pencil sharpener"
And start calling them βpencil shortenersβ. Weβll see how long my family can take it
It was full of useful pointers.
I donβt see the point.
So you always get the point!
A lot of people thought it was great, but I didn't see the point.
You're pointless.
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
Pointless
Just to make a point
I said βI was just trying to make a pointβ.
There's no point.
I got some great shavings.
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
What's the point?
I lost the point
I just donβt see the point in it.
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
...when I asked him why he said because of his age he didn't really see the point.
A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless
He was sharpening a pencil with his pocket knife but kept cutting the end off. "Dad if you keep this up its just going to be pointless."
Friend: What is the point of this story? Me: I've got a pointless story for you. The pencil walked up to the sharpener and said, "I'll be blunt. There is no point."
She was sharpening a pencil with an exacto knife and I asked her why she didn't use a sharperner.
"Because its more exacto"
Sigh....
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