A list of puns related to "Sandpaper"
I only wanted to rough him up a bit.
It was rough.
It wasn't a serious crime, so the judge imposed the medium fine, payable in due coarse.
But, to be honest, I just intended to rough him up a bit.
Woof ones
5 year old daughters joke, so proud :)
I didn't mean too. All I wanted to do was rough him up a bit.
In my defence I only intended to rough him up a little bit
"Of coarse I do," I replied.
But it was in rough shape.
That was a rough day.
The class had just scratched the surface!
He said rough rough
So you can have a map.
My dog said "ruff"
I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!
Rough
which is ludicrous, I was only trying to rough him up a little.
... they're made from scratch.
I'm not sure. It's a tough call.
Every goal is just sellabrasion
It was rough.
On the phone with my dad and he dropped this one... "I got some sandpaper for the dog and asked how it felt. He said ruff." My dad then began to laugh at his own joke.
The class had just scratched the surface!
I only intended to rough him up abit
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