*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levilheaded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Sandy Eggo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why did the pirate have a sandy bum?

He tried to bury his booty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gareththegood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelbaysucks96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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Passed by a bussiness called Sandy's Cleaners

If it's so clean, why is it still sandy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankmin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?

By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if it’s been posted already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn0nthe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSTUVWXYZ

If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea4tiffany_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Hope you all will appreciate this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie

the pie takes the cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokefire44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawlish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call waffles on the beach

Sandy-egos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycraft-ak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why is the sea always irritated?

Because it has a sandy bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a tiger in the desert?

Sandy-Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royalrizzo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.

I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.

After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izaya189
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What do a cat on the beach and Christmas have in common?

SandyClaws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benofepmn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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Not a dad, but I made this up and thought you might appreciate it.

What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewp123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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My dad to my daughters this morning at breakfast....

Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation

Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws

Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.

Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.

There were dozens more....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealsmitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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My three year old son dad joked me

On the way to the beach I asked him if he thought we were going to a sandy beach, or a rocky beach. He replied with, " A sandy beach, that's why it's called San Diego!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcloudAZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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Dadjoked the family while watching Grease last night.

The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."

Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taicrunch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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What do you call the baby that was conceived on the beach?

Sandy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergelo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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My dadjoke at the beach yesterday...

I went to the beach with my girlfriend, her sister, 3 of their girlfriends, and another guy yesterday. The guy kept saying he was hungry, so my girlfriend said "make a sandwich!".

He replied with "I want to, but my hands are all sandy."

I quickly shouted "why do you think they call it a Sand-Wich, dude?!"

Groans, OMG's, and looks of serious physical pain followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAblePwN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperShinobi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerdrinkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?

Sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbrianspasmx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach

A sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUprightBass
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Sun of a beach

What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargadag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucySpaghet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnychr0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

Sandy claws

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?

A sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f_gally
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?

A sandy-eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtz1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FisterRobotOh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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What happens when you drop and Eggo on the beach?

You get a Sandy-Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donotbelieveit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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