Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of my roof.
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
Do you play Heroes of the Storm?
Because i got hots for you
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Horse walks into a bar during a storm
He's panting like he'd just been for a run
Asks for a drink
Bartender asks what he was up to, why's he so out of breath?
Horse says "I was trying to get out of the Reins"
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All i did was pick up sticks and bark.
Storm hit today, we lost power
It's ok, we're trying our best to find it
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
What do you call a deer in a storm?
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
My boat flipped over during a storm, so I decided to wear it on my head. After all...
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
What do you call a storm that’s raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a sad storm?
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very “in lightening” experience.
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
What did Abel say to his brother when he saw a big storm approaching from the sea?
Hurry Cain you don’t wanna get caught in that.
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
With Storm Ciara rolling in I was worried about my pet bunnies out there in the garden.
But it’s fine - I’ve battened down the hutches.
Honey, you got a big storm coming
what did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
A storm came in as we are on the camp site
Go ahead and storm if you dare.
Is there a dessert place called Operation Dessert Storm? Because there probably should be
The mascot could be General Smore man Schwarzkopf
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
What do storm troopers and churches have in common?
The clam before the storm
[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinsel— DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): “Little more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...
...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prints
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 75% of my roof
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
I know a dad whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
Look for the Fresh Prince.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
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