I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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Great weather puns arenโt a breeze
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Weather pun
I guess you could say that things hit by tornadoโs are blown up.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
Anyone else having fowl weather?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call disrespectful weather?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Texas weather is making my best friend hilarious
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︎ Feb 18 2021
When I predict the weather,
50% of the time, I am right all the time.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Feeling bad for the cows I saw stood out in the field in this cold weather
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︎ Apr 02 2021
After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, โWhatโs it like Outside Right Now?โ She replies,
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Today's weather forecastโฆ
S
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W
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Scattered showers
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Whatโs the weather like in Mexico?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, โWindow or aisle?โ
I laughed in her face and replied, โWindow or youโll what?โ
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︎ Nov 30 2020
How's the weather?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Santa forgot to check the weather
Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run .
Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?"
"Rain dear" she replies
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︎ Dec 02 2020
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
This years coffee crop
Due to extreme weather, this years coffee crop will be very difficult to grind. Experts fear there may be trouble brewing.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
This mug from BBC weather
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. Iโll just save it for a rainy day
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when itโs raining in Sweden
How the hell am I supposed to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Hippie Weather Report
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︎ Apr 10 2020
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
The Weather Outside
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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︎ Feb 29 2020
And now for the weather
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Teacher: โJohnny, can you spell weather?โ Johnny: โW...E...V...V...Aโ ...
Teacher: โWell that is the worst spell of weather weโve had in a while!โ
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︎ May 22 2020
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
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