A list of puns related to "Weatherman"
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
..his rain comes to an end.
He always said it was going to be lukewarm.
A meat-eater-ologist!
Meatierologist
He can talk up a storm!
They shouldn't be out that late without adult supervision. The sound of eyes rolling is music to my ears.
I want to hear more about the big storm system in the area but they keep asking for updates from a "meaty urologist."
I said, well didn't he have a 100% chance?
Sleet of hand.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
My dad was watching the weather channel in one room and my mom was in another one. The weatherman was a Russian names Rudolph. My dad yelled to my mom, "Hey honey, I think it's gonna rain tomorrow!" To which she replied "How do you know that?" He said, "I'm watching the weather channel and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" "NO EYED-DEER"
My favorite, not so much a joke as him being silly, but when I was young, I said "dad, what's for dinner?", he turned to me quickly and shouted, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WEATHERMAN?!" And casually walked away. :3
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