Weather Forecaster Puns

I beat the raining champion.

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Scattered showers

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

It lets you know when temperatures are dropping before anyone thinks it’s cool

The fellow's logic was cloudy. He stormed from the room.

Hopefully next time his arguments are meatier or logically stronger.

I told her, "It looks like reindeer."

Chili today, hot tamale

Hail, Ceasar

I said it's cool.

"Hail, Hitler."

I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"

Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.

"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.

"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."

A little bit of context: we're finishing dinner and talking about the weather. My mom says today's storm wasn't as big as forecasted, and my dad comments that another storm is predicted to come on Sunday.

I say, "Well then shouldn't they call it Rainday?"

Got 2 groans and a half-hearted chuckle. Totally worth it.

Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?

Chilly today, hot tamago!

Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.

Chili today, hot tamale!

-Dad