Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!

I beat the raining champion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Today's weather forecast…
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Scattered showers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Have you heard of the new hipster weather forecasting device?

It lets you know when temperatures are dropping before anyone thinks it’s cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CardiacSchmardiac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I just won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy.

The fellow's logic was cloudy. He stormed from the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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I had a debate with my dad about weather forecasting accuracy, but it was pretty disappointing

Hopefully next time his arguments are meatier or logically stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arjaybee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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My wife asked me what the weather forecast for Christmas was.

I told her, "It looks like reindeer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwoo888
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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The weather forecast in Mexico is

Chili today, hot tamale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaogeorge3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Romans created weather forecasts

Hail, Ceasar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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My weather guys said the forecasts were going to be late

I said it's cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Hitler asked his chief meteorologist for the weather forecast.

"Hail, Hitler."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Weather forecast provides the perfect dad joke opportunity

I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"

Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPrezBama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Out of the blue: A dad joke from my teen-age son

We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.

"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.

"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfComm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Got my family at dinner.

A little bit of context: we're finishing dinner and talking about the weather. My mom says today's storm wasn't as big as forecasted, and my dad comments that another storm is predicted to come on Sunday.

I say, "Well then shouldn't they call it Rainday?"

Got 2 groans and a half-hearted chuckle. Totally worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaji
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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Said at every sushi restaurant ever...

Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?

Chilly today, hot tamago!

Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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Did you hear the weather forecast in Mexico?

Chili today, hot tamale!

-Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirjubs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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